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More Liff

Our liff dictionary gives words - which happen to be actual names of towns or cities somewhere in the world - to objects and experiences that demand to be named, but never have been. Until now. Great idea ? Thanks, but it is not ours. Douglas Adams and John Lloyd wrote the original books The (deeper) Meaning of Liff (rss) E.g. :

Wotter

Trying to urinate with an erected member.

Calloose

The sudden urge to shout 'ME !' at a wedding when the vicar asks… "Does anyone here know of any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony ? Speak now or forever hold your peace…

Pune

The status of a good book, cd or other now lost item that you clearly remember loaning to a friend who now vehemently denies it.

Telbasta

A fact that is set in stone. It will not be changed, whatever you do. Don't even think of arguing to change a Telbasta. A Telbasta will be changed when hell freezes over.